And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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