called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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