Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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