Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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