So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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