Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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