you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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