i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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