Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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