belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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