It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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