Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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