saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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