You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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