Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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