well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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