who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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