3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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