Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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