Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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