You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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