porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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