Me too!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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