But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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