and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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