somebody snuck up and got me drunk
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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