no. you can't hotbox the world.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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