I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
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