Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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