He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Enjoy the penises
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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