escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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