No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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