I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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