You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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