I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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