Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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