we made out on top of his cat.
bring money and cleavage
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Randomize
