If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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