# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Randomize