I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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