Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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