Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
We need to get me chipped asap
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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