my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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