I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Randomize