there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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