is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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