also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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