she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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