how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Randomize
