ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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