That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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