I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
COCAINE IS GR8
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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