No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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