Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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